Vader has continued to be completely bored with NYFW. 

Then Vader saw this human umbrella Project Runway hilarity and all felt right in the world again.

Vader has continued to be completely bored with NYFW.

Then Vader saw this human umbrella Project Runway hilarity and all felt right in the world again.

Tina Fey is speaking Vader’s language when it comes to describing Jennifer Lopez’s incredibly tacky outfit.

Completely impractical in it’s delicacy; that must be why Vader loves it so.

Completely impractical in it’s delicacy; that must be why Vader loves it so.

What a Snoozeapalooza

Vader would post pictures from NYFW for snark, compliments, or general observation, except everything is so boring it keeps putting Vader to sleep.

Vader doesn’t what’s more disturbing, the fact that the model has been dressed as a marbled steak or the extremely phallic design in the pelvic area. 

It’s definitely a commentary on the current culture of society’s view of women…and it’s sad.

Vader doesn’t what’s more disturbing, the fact that the model has been dressed as a marbled steak or the extremely phallic design in the pelvic area.

It’s definitely a commentary on the current culture of society’s view of women…and it’s sad.

already-vintage

already-vintage:

muchmoriartysuchjohnlockwow:

You can tell a lot about a person from the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your Ipod, phone, Itunes or however you listen to your music and then write down the first 10 songs that come up. Tag 10 people.

  1. Super bass - Nicki Minaj
  2. Blue - Big Bang
  3. Safe and Sound - Taylor Swift
  4. Ashita, tenki ni naare

Okay well here goes…

1. After Ever After 2- Paint

2. Let the Good Times Roll- Ray Charles

3. Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen

4. Want you Back- Jackson 5

5. Irene Adler’s theme from Sherlock

6. Rude-MAGIC!

7. Youtube Rewind 2013- Youtube

8. Ripples- Genesis

9. Kashmir- Led Zeppelin

10. Happy Together- The Turtles

I tag wishup0nadream 10thforever  doagoodthing nowhere-ever-another fargo-rules isthissomethingillregret fashvader ginagemeni coolfayebunny lissyymarie

1) David Bowie-Fashion (oh the irony!)
2) Frank Sinatra-My Way
3) Queen-The Show Must Go On
4) Henry Rollins-Shine
5) Metallica-Last Caress (Green Hell)
6) ABC-Shoot That Poison Arrow
7) Sisters of Mercy-Lucretia (My Reflection)
8) The Sex Pistols-Anarchy in the UK
9) Blondie-Rapture
10) Eminem-Lose Yourself

Vader was asked to list the first ten songs when shuffle is hit on Vader’s iPod.

Let’s agree Vader has diverse musical tastes that hitting shuffle didn’t even scratch the surface of.

How much do you think she got paid to dress up as Kraft Mac’n’Cheese?

How much do you think she got paid to dress up as Kraft Mac’n’Cheese?

Vader’s birthday is 31 days away. This is the perfect gift. Purchase details can be found in Architectural Digest.

Please forward all signs of your affection to the Fashion Death Star. 

Thank you kind followers. You are loved.

Vader’s birthday is 31 days away. This is the perfect gift. Purchase details can be found in Architectural Digest.

Please forward all signs of your affection to the Fashion Death Star.

Thank you kind followers. You are loved.

Yes, Ms. Washington, we too are surprised at your ensemble…and not in a good way.

Yes, Ms. Washington, we too are surprised at your ensemble…and not in a good way.

There is a saying “on a wing and a prayer,” that describes how one tries to battle through a tough situation with no plan or hope for success. 

Those bodice wings never had a prayer of holding up those tatas.

There is a saying “on a wing and a prayer,” that describes how one tries to battle through a tough situation with no plan or hope for success.

Those bodice wings never had a prayer of holding up those tatas.