Yay! Vader would like to thank all 100 of you who have decided to follow this goofy fashion blog.

It was started as a funny way to entertain yuckling and me, but it warns a Dark Side Jedi’s heart to see that other people like it too. Thank you!

Yay! Vader would like to thank all 100 of you who have decided to follow this goofy fashion blog.

It was started as a funny way to entertain yuckling and me, but it warns a Dark Side Jedi’s heart to see that other people like it too. Thank you!

In the words of Meg Ryan’s character, Patricia, in Joe vs. the Volcano: “That outfit is wearing you, Felix.”

In the words of Meg Ryan’s character, Patricia, in Joe vs. the Volcano: “That outfit is wearing you, Felix.”

If an outfit has the ability to completely suck the hot out of Chris Hemsworth while making Thor look like a pear-shaped middle-aged man with a beer gut, then that is an outfit full of Dark Side Power and Vader would like it for further study.

Thor, however, should fire his stylist because…well, obviously.

If an outfit has the ability to completely suck the hot out of Chris Hemsworth while making Thor look like a pear-shaped middle-aged man with a beer gut, then that is an outfit full of Dark Side Power and Vader would like it for further study.

Thor, however, should fire his stylist because…well, obviously.

Vader is enchanted by the delicate stonework. It won’t help win a Jedi fight, but it’s nice for special, non-violent occasions.

Vader is enchanted by the delicate stonework. It won’t help win a Jedi fight, but it’s nice for special, non-violent occasions.

It’s nice to see The Tar Monster from Scooby Doo was able to find some runway work.

Fashion for when you want to look like a human tampon dispenser.

Fashion for when you want to look like a human tampon dispenser.

Sometimes Vader sees clothes and wants to say nice things about them.

This is not one of those times.

Sometimes Vader sees clothes and wants to say nice things about them.

This is not one of those times.